I follow a bunch of celebs because... well, because they're all on Twitter now.

A year ago, a celeb wouldn't be caught dead on Twitter and now? They're EVERYWHERE. Even the fucking lame ones like Khloe Kardashian. Yeah, I said it. LAME. You know why? Because she's a reality tv star. They're all lame. If she wasn't a reality tv star, she'd be known as "part owner of a clothing boutique and Kim Kardashian's sister." I'm so tired of people not doing SHIT and they're famous for it. Waaaah I'm so famous and I don't do anything for it DONT JUDGE ME!!!

Uh.... anyways. Look, a girl can marry who she wants whenever she wants, I don't care. But I guess the hecklers are getting to her...



Seriously just floored that out of ALL THE THINGS she could retweet, she chooses THAT ONE. Wow. BraVO.

Hi. This is just a test. Seriously.